May 2012
April 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
you know who’s beautiful?
don’t read the first word and flatter yourself because its me.
celinedioff:
my priorities are getting the highest grades possible with the least effort made
FUCK
redlark:
what if mirrors were really portals to an alternate universe but you can’t get through because every time you try, alternate universe self tries too so you block each others’ way
Pleaseee :)
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
me when I wake up: why
me trying to find something to wear: why
me looking in the mirror: why
me walking into school: why
me having to engage in social contact: why
Don't ever hesitate. There's hope.
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